The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This auction is for a New Life in the coastal town of Wollongong, Australia of a 24 year old male.
It includes the following:
Winning bidder will take ownership of my:
- Name - Phone number- All my possessions which includes the following- Clothes, - Roughly 300 CDs- Surfboard- Laptop (minus certain information with my discretion), - Pushbike (Has wonky handlebars, may need some work)- Books, - Bed- CD player- Backpack- Tennis racquets- Golf Clubs(which you will have no idea how to use) - Childhood photos- Skateboard- Nice lamp which your ex-girlfriend bought you.