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I am the Jammie King!




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Date: Jan 22, 2007
Get a Life...


...er... on eBay, apparently:

NEW LIFE FOR SALE!!

This auction is for a New Life in the coastal town of Wollongong, Australia of a 24 year old male. 

It includes the following:

 

Winning bidder will take ownership of my:

            - Name             - Phone number            - All my possessions which includes the following                        - Clothes,                         - Roughly 300 CDs                        - Surfboard                        - Laptop (minus certain information with my discretion),                         - Pushbike (Has wonky handlebars, may need some work)                        - Books,                         - Bed                        - CD player                        - Backpack                        - Tennis racquets                        - Golf Clubs(which you will have no idea how to use)                         - Childhood photos                        - Skateboard                        - Nice lamp which your ex-girlfriend bought you.


-- Edited by ddvmor at 09:23, 2007-01-22

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Date: Jan 22, 2007

maybe you should sell stead jdk?

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"I'm Lois!"


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Date: Jan 22, 2007

I dont think you can sell things worth that much on Ebay KT

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I am the Jammie King!




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Date: Jan 22, 2007

It just wouldn't be worth the 15p posting cost. 

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"I'm Lois!"


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Date: Jan 22, 2007

ddvmor wrote:
It just wouldn't be worth the 15p posting cost. 

Now thats just unkind... its amazing anyone bothers posting on here...



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Date: Jan 22, 2007

And inaccurate, you can't post anything for 15p.

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